Usually at some point during the early throws of pubescent turmoil we shockingly realise that “family viewing night” may not be as permanent a tradition as once thought. Sure when you were a child it was easier as all the suitable viewing was stored safely within the confines of a well marked section of your local video store. Any rental would do as boredom seemed to be the only pitfall of your choice. As tastes change and perceived maturity sets in, it is with arrogant confidence that we seek out to explore the once forbidden sections of Drama, Comedy and New Releases. Thanks to poor rating systems and deceptively cheerful titles we sit down in the cosiness of our living rooms unsuspecting of the trauma inducing events that are about to take place.

My experience was an unfortunate one that has been forever engraved into my psyche. It was in the mid nineties that as devout X-File fan I decided to investigate David Duchovny’s back catalogue. I came across a little film titled The Rapture, which with the Biblical reference I thought would be a perfectly safe selection for that evening of family viewing. Unfortunately a mere ninety minutes later I questioned my choice as the image of Duchovny’s penis occupied a considerable area of my parents 22” television screen. Awkward does not begin to describe the situation as the soft core romp I had chosen became increasingly lurid and worst of all wasn’t that good a film. I wish I could say I learnt my lesson from this instance but this was the start of a worrying trend for years to come.

In honour of this cherished rite of passage we have looked back at ten inappropriate films to watch with your family. These are those movies that are deceptively titled and marketed to lure the eye of those in need of family entertainment and usually end up with horrible consequences. May this list serve as a warning next time you’re looking for a good movie to watch with your dear old nanna over tea and scones.

As a form of group therapy and catharsis we welcome the sharing of any such personal experience below, we promise not to judge.

10. Borat
The fact that Borat became somewhat of a cultural icon that continues to be heavily referenced may confuse some to think that this comedy is suitable for a trans-generational viewing party.



9. Shortbus
A quick glance at the friendly and fun filled DVD cover does not even remotely hint at the carnal lust in store.



8. Wild Things
Party of Five fans were in for a surprise.



7. Election
“Hey it’s with Ferris Bueller!, man I loved that film and this looks kind of similar”. Famous last words.



6. Deliverance
A boating holiday movie holds unexpected surprises even if you know it’s a thriller. There is still no classification system that properly warns about the cinematic nightmare that unfolds.



5. Eddie Murphy Raw
In the late '80s we rented this after seeing every other Murphy film in existence. This film was a strange and curse filled way to learnt about the separation of assets during divorce.



4. Superbad
Michael Cera looks so wholesome on the cover.



3. Happiness
How could a film with such a positive title not be suitable for family viewing?



2. Bad Boy Bubby
In an attempt to become more cultured and watch more Australian films many a family have made the fatal mistake of viewing this disturbing little movie.



1. Bruno
Even those who managed to watch Borat with their family will struggle to sit composed through this one.