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The top 10 funniest sex scenes of all time

Let's face it. Sex is pretty funny. The strange noises, the arms and legs akimbo, the weird faces, the sombrero hats. And even after a few hundreds of millions, if not billions of years worth of sexual evolution, we still struggle to say the word without feeling just a little bit awkward. Fortunately, sex in cinema is on hand to make us realise how ridiculous the whole caper really is. I mean, nobody actually has sex like this. Do they?

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10. Hot Shots
As a child, this was pretty much my first ever exposure to sex. I was a very confused child. See also 6, below.



9. Bad Santa

Of all the lines I ever expected Santa Claus to say, this was definitely not one of them.



8. Airplane!
Classic.



7. Crank 2
How this film – about a man who can't let his adrenalin levels drop or he'll die – managed to warrant a sequel is one of the true mysteries of the universe, but at least it provided the world with this scene, wherein Jason Statham has semi-violent sex with his wife in a crowded Asian marketplace while screaming "I'm alive! I'm ALIVE!"... To keep his adrenalin levels up, y'know?


6. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
This sketch actively scared me as an eight year old. It's just so... methodical.



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    Thursday 28 Jul 2011 - 5:38 PM
    I still bear the scars of that Monty Python scene. Also, Monica Bellucci...mmm
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    Friday 29 Jul 2011 - 10:33 AM
    Cant believe you missed out the scene from 'Scary Movie' One of the funniest sex scenes ever :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ABdJD1xuM&feature=related
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    Monday 07 Jan 2013 - 1:20 PM
    How truly weird number 3 is is demonstrated by Jeffrey Jones' character's reaction (on the right). And this is the bloke who once unfortunately got done for child pornography-related charges.


    http://www.contactmusic.com/news-article/jeffrey-jones-pleads-no-contest-to-porn-charges
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    Wednesday 23 Jan 2013 - 1:02 PM
    The website shows this an Australian site .com.au... So fyi, it was called Flying High in Australia. It took me years to realise that Airplane and Flying High were the same movie. The funniest I recall was as a kid my parents innocently brought home a cartoon called The Missing Link. Watching a bunch of cavemen trying to work out how to have sex when I was about 8 years old was funny, but "what are they doing?"
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