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The awesome world of Hollywood headshots

Linda Leven. Yikes.
Leo Lunser. He's a chance for a Timotei commercial.
Glen Adkins Jr. If he buttons that shirt up any higher, his head will pop off.
James Brewster. A man of many (unconvincing) faces.
David Pires. The socks are a nice touch.
Deanna Charett. Not to be messed with.
Ushasi Kitchen. We're thinking her left side is her good side.
Yenz Von Tilborg. That's quite some facial hair that you have there, bro.
Sybil Presley. Under her photo it says "The Tennessee Stressbuster". What. The. Fuck?
Lock up your daughters. It's Roberto Lombardi.
Roxie Thomas. I think I can see your undies.
Mike Marino. He's a thinker.
Pete Traina. Look how versatile he is.
Kitten Kay Sera. Tipping Legally Blonde is her favourite film.
Posted in ENTERTAINMENT by SimoneMitchell on Nov 20, 01:31PM
Late last month Simon and Schuster released a book in the States called Holy Headshot! A Celebration Of America’s Undiscovered Talent.

Penned by funnymen Patrick Borelli and Douglas Gorenstein, it's a collection of the wackiest performers' headshots and resumes you have ever seen. Every page makes you gasp at what Hollywood wannabes will do to grab a little attention.

Flick through our gallery above for a sample of the brilliance. And if you want to get your mits on a copy, head to this page on Amazon.

Here's a Youtube clip of one of the books "stars", Yenz Von Tillborg.





Linda Leven deserves a bit of your time too:


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Tobler1 Royalty Tobler1 ON 20 Nov 2008 03:03:43PM THIS IS THE BEST TYPE OF WORST EVER!

 

mgoldenfein Royalty mgoldenfein ON 20 Nov 2008 03:07:37PM This is why voting is not compulsory.

 

AnnieFox Royalty AnnieFox ON 20 Nov 2008 03:11:59PM Johnny Depp you say?

 

Nick Royalty Nick ON 20 Nov 2008 03:14:50PM This is a goldmine. http://the-op.com/images/prof/tobias.jpg

 

SimoneMitchell Royalty SimoneMitchell ON 20 Nov 2008 03:18:40PM ... And did he say "Parrots of the Carribean"?

 

arielamazing Royalty arielamazing ON 20 Nov 2008 03:23:01PM I'm pretty sure he did say "Parrots", but don't put him in the ESL box just because of that.

 

Kinna Royalty Kinna ON 20 Nov 2008 04:36:41PM hollywood FAIL

 

joezbar Royalty joezbar ON 20 Nov 2008 05:44:10PM "Are you scared? I'm not." My new mantra.

 

AndyR Royalty AndyR ON 21 Nov 2008 12:29:24PM Love it, so, so much.

 

biscuity Royalty biscuity ON 21 Nov 2008 03:11:14PM Who tries to look mysterious blowing a party whistle??

 

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