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Step AWAY from the red carpet

You can-can not get away with that on the red carpet.
Subtle, yet effective.
The boots were made for FAILING.
Elegant lady.
Elegant lady.
Elegant lady.
Elegant lady.
Ewwwwww.....
Chewy can do better.
"What? My g-string is showing?"
Contrary to popular belief, the invitation did not state 'fancy dress'.
How not to play the guitar.
I HAZ HAT.
G'day boyz.
Posted in ENTERTAINMENT by SimoneMitchell on Aug 27, 02:28PM
Some people approach a Hollywood premiere with style and panache. As this picture gallery proves, Bai Ling is not one of them.

Not only does this "actress" have seriously questionable fashion taste (We get it! You have a tidy body! Put it away!), she also has the habit of striking some seriously stupid poses on the red carpet. To top it off, she has a penchant for slapping Band-Aids on her shins and scrawling deep and meaningful quotes on them.

You'll also notice that Bai Ling is no stranger to the odd wardrobe function. As a result, this image gallery has more nipple in it than a copy of National Geographic.

Bai Ling, step AWAY from the red carpet. You have no business being on it.

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arielamazing Royalty arielamazing ON 27 Aug 2008 04:04:49PM Best capt-doggies evdoggy

 

AnnieFox Royalty AnnieFox ON 27 Aug 2008 04:05:32PM Word-doggy

 

Tobler1 Royalty Tobler1 ON 27 Aug 2008 04:14:29PM 2 cent superstar!

 

Tobler1 Royalty Tobler1 ON 27 Aug 2008 04:14:37PM ...doggy

 

kattak Citizen kattak ON 27 Aug 2008 04:17:10PM too.many.ruffles.

 

missdemeanour Royalty missdemeanour ON 28 Aug 2008 09:54:22AM She's always in the worst dressed section in sunday papers. Is she some porn star or something? Money cannot buy style..

 

JiMBOB Royalty JiMBOB ON 28 Aug 2008 10:00:17AM You sure she isn't one of those lady-men from Bangkok? “Oh mister you come twice you pay twice?”

 

SS71 Royalty SS71 ON 28 Aug 2008 10:13:00AM Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong gimme some o'that thong thong thong thong thong.

 

TooBlackTooStrong Royalty TooBlackTooStrong ON 28 Aug 2008 10:19:57AM You're powerfully inappropriate SS71

 

Nick Royalty Nick ON 28 Aug 2008 10:20:45AM insert bailing-related pun here.

 

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