This morning
Luke Ryan mentioned Charlie Sheen's rant in his News you can Use piece.
Because it's nearing the end of the day we thought we'd supply you with the video footage so you can enjoy it in all its glory.
Roll tape. Soak up the wonder that is
Charlie Sheen without a publicist to filter his rambling.
Now - here's a recap of the best bits:
Here's a highlights reel of the interview:
On his two decades of heavy partying: "I was burning it at both ends ... it was epic and I was having a ball ... it was a rocketship to the moon some nights ... but if you do the crime you gotta do the time."
On a remark about Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, which was interpreted as anti-Semitic in the US:
"I regret that, in that I didn't even think about it ... and the world just started burning down around me."
On whether CBS was plotting to get rid of him: "No I don't think so. That's giving them a whole lot of credit to think they can concoct something that diabolical."
On what he regrets (smoking): "There are a couple of things I wished I hadn't started, one of them is smoking cigarettes ... two packs a day for 25 years."
On what he does not regret (drugs): "We are the sum total of all of our experiences ... I don't think I would trade any of it because I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
On domestic violence allegations: "Women are not to be hit, they are to be hugged and caressed."
On rumours John Stamos (former Full House star) is being considered as a replacement on Two and a Half Men: "You guys do that, you deserve everything that happens later. Sorry John you're a lovely man but you got on me on Howard Stern and I don't forget anything."
On The Goddesses, his two girlfriends, who form The Wedge: "There's The Natty and then there's The Rach."
On The Wedge: "It's a football term that is a formation that controls the guy carrying the ball."