Look, we know what you're thinking. A) this is the creepiest post I have ever read on Lifelounge. B) This post sure is creepy, but boy howdy, what an interesting conversation topic. And/or C) Lifelounge has tapped so far into my morally corrupt soul, that I am forever in debt to them for finally saying the depraved things that I just could not put into words. (If you scored even just one out of three, then this is definitely a post for you).
Hasn't everyone had this conversation, and been too scared to admit it? Even if you haven't said it, you've thought about it (which is probably a better option – a friend once confessed her *interest* in Simba to a suddenly silent and horrified room). And if you've never thought about it, well, let us corrupt your minds.
Here are the top ten strangely attractive cartoon characters*:
Tom from Daria
Tom caused an epic love triangle between Jane and Daria, because he was seemingly the only non-jock in Lawndale. Plus he had the good hair.
Daphne from Scooby-Doo
Daphne was so primped it's a wonder she had anytime to solve crimes. (Plus, what was going on with Fred, anyway?) You can totally tell that Velma hates her.
Lola Bunny from Space Jam
The only thing creepier than a cartoon character being intentionally drawn to appear attractive, is when that cartoon character is not human. Imagine being the person pitching Lola Bunny to a room full of writers? Do you think after that meeting, anyone would invite you to after work drinks, ever again?
All the Planeteers in Captain Planet
Five special young people indeed. Picking the best looking Planeteer is actually impossible. It can't be done. Just TRY to prove us wrong.
Jem from Jem and the Holograms
She has pink hair, always has glitter on her face, and is in a band. Does that spell out perfect women to anyone else? ("Truly, truly, truly outrageous!")