If you thought your dislike for Nicole Kidman reached its zenith with the release of Australia, think again. This ad for Schweppes will take your loathing to dizzying new heights.



Some points:

1) Leave the little girl out of Slumdog Millionaire alone. She's had a hard enough time as it is.
2) Where I come from, we call that coy little exchange at the 0.42 mark "being a c*ck tease". That sort of behaviour is the sort of thing that will get you a tongue lashing around the schoolyard.
3) Why did she unzip her dress? Did she get a whiff of a samosa from a nearby food vendor and fear that she'd put on weight and could no longer fit into her frock?
4) "What did you expect?" she asks. AN AD THAT MAKES SENSE. Is that too much to ask?
5) In summary, advertising FAIL. As a matter of principle, I for one will never enjoy the refreshing taste of Schweppes again.

I'll be drinking 7-Up instead.

"Buster's sleepy. Drink it when you wake up, little friend".