New 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1' trailer
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Here's what's up: for better or for worse, Edward and Bella take each other as man and wife. They waste NO TIME, in having bed-crushing, feather-flying sex that breaks the bed and brings about a baby that isn't compatible with Bella's body. It's too strong! And it is making her face look TERRIBLE and CLAMMY! Which makes Edward angry, but not nearly as angry as the wolf pack who are out for BLOOD. Bella's blood! Will this unnatural creature ever be born? Or will her heart give out before she can deliver?
Watch the clip below. In the meantime, here's a taste:
Lamb <3's Lion.
I don't feel great.
I hate wearing a shirt.
The baby's crushing you from the inside out, Bella, but I'll love you forever (x infinity + 1).
Where's Bella?! Grrrrrrr!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
PLEASE SEND HELP.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 opens in cinemas on November 17.
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