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New 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1' trailer

New 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1' trailer

Who's saying what

Twilight's shit, chuck it in a pit. :)

Potterhead
The first full trailer for the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 has hit computer screens the world over.

Here's what's up: for better or for worse, Edward and Bella take each other as man and wife. They waste NO TIME, in having bed-crushing, feather-flying sex that breaks the bed and brings about a baby that isn't compatible with Bella's body. It's too strong! And it is making her face look TERRIBLE and CLAMMY! Which makes Edward angry, but not nearly as angry as the wolf pack who are out for BLOOD. Bella's blood! Will this unnatural creature ever be born? Or will her heart give out before she can deliver?

Watch the clip below. In the meantime, here's a taste:

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-11.50.29-AM_140911121756.jpg
*bones crushing*

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-11.50.56-AM_140911121800.jpg
Lamb <3's Lion.

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-11.51.37-AM_140911121808.jpg
Uh oh.

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-11.57.20-AM_140911121812.jpg
I don't feel great.

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-11.59.43-AM_140911121815.jpg
I hate wearing a shirt.

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-12.01.47-PM_140911121820.jpg
The baby's crushing you from the inside out, Bella, but I'll love you forever (x infinity + 1).

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-12.03.04-PM_140911121825.jpg
Where's Bella?! Grrrrrrr!

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-12.03.46-PM_140911121829.jpg
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-12.05.06-PM_140911121833.jpg
UH OH.

http://www.TheVine.com.au/resources/GALLIMAGE/Screen-shot-2011-09-14-at-12.05.27-PM_140911121836.jpg
PLEASE SEND HELP.




The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 opens in cinemas on November 17.
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  • SineadMcfly's avatar
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    Wednesday 14 Sep 2011 - 1:06 PM
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    Those captions gave me more joy than that movie ever could.
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    Wednesday 14 Sep 2011 - 2:13 PM
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    AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA "I hate wearing a shirt" :'(
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    Wednesday 14 Sep 2011 - 3:12 PM
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    "The baby's crushing you from the inside out, Bella, but I'll love you forever". *slumps on desk*
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    Thursday 15 Sep 2011 - 3:41 PM
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    Noice
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    Thursday 22 Sep 2011 - 6:20 PM
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    Twilight's shit, chuck it in a pit. :)
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