** Please note some images within this post are a bit NSFW **
Good news, lovers of Hollywood blockbusters and pornos! Two new parodies are about to hit the market and they look pretty freaking terrible.
The first is
This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D. According to Marc Star, the screenplay's main author (wait ... these things have more than one author??) the film takes place after the movie "but it’s told in flashback through the video logs ... (the idea is) that there’s this big secret about what kind of people the Na’bi really are, that they’re really like these fetish-fueled sex fiends.”
* Bow chicka bow wow *
“We had to change all the names,” Star explained. “Instead of the Na’vi, our blue people are the Na’bi. Instead of the planet being Pandora, ours is Panwhora; instead of it being unobtainium they’re after, it’s viagratanium—which makes sense because everybody’s blue like Viagra.”
Brilliant. "In the end the truth will be revealed". Pretty sure the "truth" is not all that will be revealed.
It's also interesting to look at Hustler's line-up for 2010 titles:
This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth
This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
This Ain’t Avatar XXX
This Ain’t Glee
XXX
This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX
This Ain’t The Cable News XXX
This Ain’t The Soup XXX
This Ain’t The Hills XXX
If you're onto a good thing stick to it, I guess.
The other one about to hit shelves in seedy underground stores everywhere is
Sex and the City XXX.
I think in this first pic they told the 'Charlotte' character not to worry about shoes, as it was just going to be a head shot.
FAIL.
Oh dear.
Also, while we are on the topic, here are some excellent porno movie parodies. I think my favourite is "Diana Jones and the Temple Poon".
A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands |
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches |
American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator |
Source: AVN.com