Goodness me - it would have been awesome to be in the boardroom when they pitched this film to the studio execs.
A chap named Brian Belefant has made a film called
Burning Passions about a guy who ejaculates fire. For serious.
The extended movie - which is currently doing the film festival circuit - is based on a 1999 short that Belefant made.
We can't find the short or the feature anywhere on
IMDB, so we can't confirm whether it's cumming to a cinema near you ...
I am so, so, sorry.
Here's the trailer. At least it's an original idea, eh?