Goodness me - it would have been awesome to be in the boardroom when they pitched this film to the studio execs.

A chap named Brian Belefant has made a film called Burning Passions about a guy who ejaculates fire. For serious.

The extended movie - which is currently doing the film festival circuit -  is based on a 1999 short that Belefant made.

We can't find the short or the feature anywhere on IMDB, so we can't confirm whether it's cumming to a cinema near you ...

I am so, so, sorry.

Here's the trailer. At least it's an original idea, eh?



Via Filmdrunk


** EDITOR'S NOTE **

The filmmakers have contacted us from the US to let us know that the film Burning Passion will be having a online premier this Saturday (February 14) at 11:50pm (EST).  It will be webcast on the Burning Passion website.