Wow, America. Just .... wow.
The images in the gallery above were taken at a birthday party for Matilda (!) the resident feline at New York's Algonquin Hotel (!) last week.
You have never seen an unhappier bunch of cats. It makes you wonder – when does this become animal abuse?
As
D-Listed put it, "these tormented pussies would rather be sitting with a bunch of dogs in a backyard hot tub in the middle of a thunderstorm".
Well said.