Esquire seem to be having a lot of fun with their June feature on Megan Fox (which hits newsstands in the States in a few days).
Their first novelty was being the 'only magazine to have its cover shot with a RED camera'.
Behold, the first gimmick - the moving Megan Fox cover:
Then they bought us this mini movie/soft porn vid titled
Good Morning, Megan Fox which we're struggling to understand. Is it an advertisement for Barbecues Galore? Is it a cure for erectile dysfunction? The mind boggles.
Greg Williams,
who filmed Fox with the Red One camera explained that the method allowed him to extract high-quality photos
for the magazine directly from the video footage. According to Williams, using such a
technique allowed Fox to "really act", because she's wasn't aware of
the camera shutter going off all the time.
This is all well and good, but the sensible side of us has a few issues:
1) Barbecue for breakfast? TAKE THAT, ARTERIES!
2) Cooking with splattery oil in a swimsuit? BURNY.
3) Count the number of times she flicks her hair. It's epic. If you were Megan Fox's partner, you'd probably have to wear safety goggles all the time.
4) Do you note how every 'sexy girl' cliche gets a run in this video? Girl rolling around in bed in her smalls, girl sunbaking, girl wearing man's shirt, girl eating meat, girl swilling beer?
There's nothing subtle about this video. Nothing subtle at all.
But then again, maybe we should just be thankful that they locked
Brian Austin Green up somewhere so he couldn't stumble into the scene and ruin the entire video.