Ever wonder what to say to your son as he wanders into your study,
clutching a vagina-shaped liquorice treat? Ever wonder how to react
when your daughter utters her first words, and those words turn out to
be 'bring me a mungbean or I'll jam a pear in you?' Ever tremble with
nerves and anticipation on the eve of you child's debut in the school
play, then quake under the weight of how badly the third act (the one
concerned mainly with windmills having sex) was?
If you've ever wanted
a guide, a series of lessons for those hard-to-reach places, here is it.
This is Lessons for Children.
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Click through the image gallery above this post for part one. Part two will be here next Wednesday morning.