Lessons for Children - 3

by PaulVerhoeven on Jun 09 2010, 12:00PM

Ever wonder what to say to your son as he wanders into your study, clutching a vagina-shaped liquorice treat? Ever wonder how to react when your daughter utters her first words, and those words turn out to be 'bring me a mungbean or I'll jam a pear in you?' Ever tremble with nerves and anticipation on the eve of you child's debut in the school play, then quake under the weight of how badly the third act (the one concerned mainly with windmills having sex) was?

If you've ever wanted a guide, a series of lessons for those hard-to-reach places, here it is.
This is Lessons for Children.

Click through the image gallery above this post for part three. Part four will be here next Wednesday.

Lessons for Children - part 1
Lessons for Children - part 2

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Reader comments

the picture of the cow eating itself is going to be etched upon my retinas for years

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lukeryan ON 10 Jun 2010 12:28:30AM

Dean Cain is a lesson for all - not just the children

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sandidee ON 10 Jun 2010 09:03:00AM

when can I expect these images to be transferred on to T'shirts and other wearable items?

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carobellnz ON 10 Jun 2010 04:31:17PM

Good question, King. Good question. Also, I've been told by several people that the cow eating itself is the most upsetting thing they've seen in months, which is a compliment, I think.

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PaulVerhoeven ON 10 Jun 2010 05:46:48PM