Paul Verhoeven is bigger than Jesus and has more Twitter followers. Here is this week's installment of 'Lessons for Children' - his picture series for TheVine. Thou shalt enjoy.
Click through the image gallery above. That's what it's there for.
You can also view the previous installments of Lessons for Children here on TheVine, did you know?
Lessons for Children - 1
Lessons for Children - 2
Lessons for Children - 3
Lessons for Children - 4
Lessons for Children - 5
Lessons for Children - 6
Lessons for Children - 7
Lessons for Children - 8