Ever wonder what to say to your son as he wanders into your study, clutching a vagina-shaped liquorice treat? Ever wonder how to react when your daughter utters her first words, and those words turn out to be 'bring me a mungbean or I'll jam a pear in you?' Ever tremble with nerves and anticipation on the eve of you child's debut in the school play, then quake under the weight of how badly the third act (the one concerned mainly with windmills having sex) was?
If you've ever wanted a guide, a series of lessons for those hard-to-reach places, here is it.
This is
Lessons for Children.
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Click through the image gallery above this post for part two.
Part one is here and Part three will be here next Wednesday. Stay tuned.