Hilarious and Creepy Anti Valentines Day Merchandise
Ahh, that time of year is rolling around again, when the putrid stench of love soaks the fabric of our superficial, commodified society.
If you're taken, the pressure is on to impress with a fancy dinner, a dozen roses and maybe a kicking mixtape (we're all for the latter).
And the reality might end up being something more closely resembling beer and pizza.
If you're single, it's beer and pizza alone.
Fortunately (as though there was anything wrong with the above scenario...actually it sounds like damn good night), we've discovered that being cynical about St Valentine's Day is a pretty fashionable position and is, perhaps ironically, far from untouched by the grubby hands of capitalism.
We present you with some of the best anti-Valentines sentiment available, for your amusement and/or consolation. Share it with your friends and hold an anti-Valentine's party, or heck, maybe even your other half if you have one - they might find some unorthodox ways to un-spoil you.
(Images credited in gallery)