HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Are you happy? Happy that this is the first Best of the interwebs of 2012? Happy it's Friday? Just be fucking happy would you. I'm not a clown. I may be here to amuse you, but you need to lower your expectations of me.
Fuck.
So much pressure.
Here's a porcupine ringing in the new year by eating corn:
HNNNNNG! PORCUPINE!
Look at this kook
THIS IS THE DERP OF MY PEOPLE
Sup dawg?
Pound it.
Eagle Owls love balls
I now love parliaments of eagle owls
Never a great idea to begin with
Deserved
FUCK YEAH, REPORT ALL THE NEWS
This is how it's done: Give no fucks. If a single fuck is given, then fucking punch fuck in the face
Anchormanning needs to become a meme, ASAP!
YESSSSS!!!!