Now that the tone is set, we're ready to begin.
The internet: gets perpetually better every week.
This is why I
endorse more people to get "Internet" related tattoos. MOAR PLZ.
Vuvuzela fans want Football banned from Vuvuzela concerts
If you're at all (or even not slightly) interested, there's is a very slight minute doubt in my mind the
Vuvuzela hasn't impacted in your life in
some way or
another, either way, the
internets have embraced the shit out of the constant bzzzzzzzzzzz'ing
Clem will sum it all up for you
HERE.
Hate it or love it, it's here to stay, for a while.
....Also, Soccer is gay.
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
...Apparently so?
Arrested Development fans rejoice for a viral ad about gum. LOLWUT?
Please make a movie. Miss you Gob x (Yes, that's apparently how you spell Jobe)
Meanwhile in the Whitehouse
If atheists ruled the world, Fundamentalist young Christians would be talking mad hypothetical trash about dinosaurs.
Invisible quotation marks guy FTW. ps, that smug prick with the blue collar can S.A.D.
Crime pays for the Mexican cartel druglord. FBI is riiiich biiiitch. 22 milly and some sweet guns and kitty cats.
May the lord strike you down with furious vengeance?
*Meow*
...It turned out to be a little more than 22 Million
Dollars!
MOAR HERE!
Eminem calls upon stripper lovin/hatin Vince aka Slap Chop/ShamWOW guy to promote his new album, "Recovery" in an infomercial product, "EMWOW".
If you haven't heard it yet, it's got a lot of singing on it. A lot of singing that Em is bad at. But otherwise, worth a listen. Formulate your own opinions.
Have you heard of Alestorm? Chances are you haven't, but if you have, lucky you.
They are a Scottish Pirate Metal band. You fucking heard me!
A SCOTTISH, PIRATE, METAL BAND! There are
very few things in the whole universe that are more awesome than a combination of these three things. This youtube comment is relevant to my interests:
"Yarr, I find this pleasin' to the ear, an' a black spot upon any who be sayin otherwise."
You know what else is awesome though? They are playing tomorrow night at
the Corner. No shit.
What would happen if you were to make Breaking Bad into a family sitcom? funnyordie did. Made it it more Parental Guidancey.
It makes me have a sad. :(
Here's a HOW-NOT-TO in Loading a jet-ski:
Life: Ur doin it rong. I bet it seemed doable in your head right? But in two sets of heads? You're both idiots and get a
FAIL stamp on the backs of both your hands.
Tonight on Top Deer *Jeremy Clarkson voice* - Hyundai does good.
Good idea, worst car ever.
Laughing is the best, it's pretty much my main motivation for breathing. Peoples laughs are contagious, you absolutely cannot contest that. Watching people laugh on the internet will without a doubt bring the LOLZ. Don't believe me? I give you, Guinea pig girl:
Or how about, a moose call/whooping cough?
Amirite or
amirite?!
Then there is the WORST/BEST laugh in the world
Woody Woodpecker x Fran Dresher
YOU NEED TO GO HERE!!!!
Also from
Manofest is the
most saddest IMDB profiles like
Damn son. Your life = hurtin.
LOLTATZ of the week -
Here fishy, fishy fishy fishy
This one takes the bait for the grossest attachment of the human body (...and yes I've seen some serious penis tattoos in my lifetime of LOLTATZ'ing) The result of a bad fleshtunnelling. I feel ill.
This guy
Pet cow. NBD.
OMG HE JUST DID A FACEPLANT TO FACEPALM!
Make sure you hit the gallery above for the weekly wrap up of LOLZ that
define internet humour.
Follow me on Twitter, make me, make you, hate me.
Seen something better? Post your little cold heart out on the FRIDAY FTW
thread.
Peace out,
Internet loves you.
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