Let me sum up this week

And that my friends is how you describe a winter flu

Maybe the worst time time of the year? Everyone is sick, creeping is minimized to an absolute trickle of sap, people just can't be fucked, if breathing were an option I'd almost certainly check the GTFO box. Lé goddamn sigh. The one draw card is that we all have the internet.

How good is internet? But, you know what's almost as good as the internet?

Forever aloners with hug reciprocating robots

Yep, a robotic body suit that detects hug like maneuvers, and responds :/

Also, what's good about the internet... MONTHLY FAIL COMPILATIONS

Coming soon to the internet: WIN

This is what I use to calm myself in times of rage

 Dial up modem minus 600% speed. Cures all internet related rage

Hey you know how to not get hit by a train?

 Just like that, try this at home kids.

This bus is stopping for no fucks today

 Bus running express to Nofucksgivenville

Meanwhile in Finland

 Horsebic outta fuckin nowhere ://////

Dog reacts to puppybutt

 DA FUQ!?

The Wiener texts transcribed by Bill Maher and Jane Lynch

 I love that man, and that woman.

Fart jokes. Ladies, am I right?

 Rool grown-up lady

Donkey farts, Lady, am I right?

 Rude, just rude.


Large jar of Nutella. One sitting.

OOOOF! How? Also, fuck that.

The joke thief

 Fails at own jokes, haters will continue to hate.... Probably forever.

Well, that's one way to throw a ball

 Stiiiirike

Penguins vs Iceberg

 Iceberg: 1 Penguins: 0

Trolling. And how it's done right.

Doing a fantastic job

This was always going to be a shit idea

Werst idea

Fat man vs Treadmill

 Treadmill: 1 Fat man: 0

(quietly trolololololling)

This Chihuahua is a sheep dog, your argument has been rounded up

 LOL

Look at this pair of fucking swinging Bulldogs

Mildly HNNNNNNG'ing my face off

FOR. EVER. ALONE.

 Wow, that's gay... (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Imagine being this chick

Everyone is beautiful, AMIRITE?

And then there's Julie

She got a voice only a banshee would love.

Also, did she do the voice for this

 Of course she didn't dummy, it was a joke. Laugh at it.

Learn the origins


LOLTATZ of the Week - JAWS JAW

It actually doesn't get anymore fuck you than this, this is fuck you at fuck you's finest.
I am stunned.

Amazing.

Done by Heath Crowe at Green Lotus tattoo in Melbourne

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