O'HAI internet users!
Miss me? Yeah? ...Well, I didn't miss you.
That's just an example of how cold hearted the internet can be. Ruthless, savage and many other harsh descriptive buzzwords like,
sanguinary and
vitrolic and
mordant and
virulent and
calamitous. Yeah they are all words I found with my internal thesaurus app that I have shortcuts to in internal processor. Because i'm smart like that etc etc...
But not as smart as one Alia Sabur.
Who is a certified genius and one of those child prodigy thingamajigs. At a tender young age of 2 had learnt to read before actually bothering how to use her legs and try to walk. Did I just hear you say, "well that's not very smart?" well how about the fact that at 14 years of age she started her engineering Ph.D? Or how about the fact she's also the first person to break a 300 year old record of attaining
PROMOTHERFUCKINGFESSOR status at the age of 18!!! What did
YOU DO when you were 18? Pounding booze and making mistakes, Huh? Yeah, figured.
So, she's basically solved the BP Gulf oil crisis in less than five minutes with only a piece of paper, a pen and her mind.
NBD.
Read about it
PS. Have you heard the new tactic to solving the crisis? The Americunt way,
Blow it up.
This week: A drummer showed up at the wrong gig, was awesome.
There's one in every crew. The over obnoxious dick who's always over compensating for lackthereof human skills. #isityou
Ever wanted to know, "How to be tight"? You're welcome.
"TYPICAL CHAZZZZZZZZ!"
Ever wondered what 'the gays' do?
The tag in the clip is helpful, "Note: Uganda is over 80% Christian."
Say it,
EAT-DA-POO-POO!
Did you know: The standard punishment for bag snatching in China is to have your face caved in by an angry vigilante(y) justice(y) mob with household furniture?*
*Not factual
That song, 'The final countdown', is now in your head.
...Whether you watched the video or not, (sucks if you didn't though)
What happens when a grrrrl thinks she's flyyyy as fuck?
Oh... She flies, yeah she flies.
LOLTATZ of the week - Hair raising question
Poor moustache, he needs a trim and comb. See more
HERE
Tobias Wong died the other day, along with both actors, Dennis Hopper and [EDIT: Gary Coleman]
(Gary Oldman did not die), Tobias created some cool shit, he was a conceptual artist/designer,
super witty kinda guy. Check out some of his stuff
HERE. Very Coor.
Bammys whole body and face says, "
Haters gon Hate".
Make sure you hit the gallery above for the weekly wrap up of LOLZ that
define internet humour.
Seen something better? Post your little cold heart out on the
FRIDAY
FTW thread.
Peace out,
Internet loves you.
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