WELCOME TO ISSUE NUMBER 31 OF:


Can you hear that? *dwooop* <---- That's the sound of someone discovering the internet for the first time. Two billion and rising.


Internet: Shocking kids since the dial-up modem era.

That's a lot of n00bs.

The internet was better before everyone was on it. They need to start a new internet that doesn't include everyone.

But if we have to, I guess we'll welcome these so called n00bs, let's have a little dedication to them, seven odd minutes of dedicated FAILINGS.

Warning: There will be wince-inducing moments, slapping of screens and muffled OMG's. My advice is stay away from food and water for the next seven minutes otherwise your desktop will wear the fruits of your mouth.

Lé fuuuuuuuuu...

French bulldog vs doorstop:

Well, that's just adoorable. Doorstop: Wins.

Remember the two cats playing patty cake? Yeah, this is it translated:

That needed to happen. Just because. Don't fight it.

Tammy Banovac is disabled retired surgeon. TSA feels they needed to strip search her:

Those dead eyes/head tilt/slant face.

A man from Brooklyn asks out a lady. End of story:

So wait, DID THEY GO OUT OR WHAT?

Learn some stuff: Post-Structuralism

Need dat hat stat. Hennessy Youngman!!! (What a dude)

Ham Slammers - An ode to the Lilydale line:

Lazy eye lulz.

LSD x swimming (wading) in public pools = result:

Whoa. Wait a second, what? ... Whoa.

Fuck ME if I don't like Christmas? Well, I guess this kinda applies to me:

I guess... :/

99 foot backflips:

I WOULD do this! Probably not as graceful, but I would.

Camouflaged cat is, camouflaged:

Like a ninja. Zef.

Oh you got a blown V8 in your stupid Commodore ute? BIG DEAL. This is a V24 diesel engine with 12 superchargers on nitrous:

*Tim Allen noises*

... And this is the best Leslie Neilsen joke:
Go here for the Top ten Leslie Nielsen moments - RIP :(

The snow gods are having a grand ol' time ROFL'ing at Minnesnowta:


This is no laughing matter, but apparently it was?

That's fine? What? But no, it's not.

[Filed under: Bad at arguments, Just raise voice]

How 'bout that weather huh?


It sure is black weather guy.

Baby: 0-10yo in 1:25

Growth spurt, lol.

This is my worst nightmare:

Get out of his bed man, fuck. Not cool man, not cool. Jay! He's in your bed!!!

I see what you're doing there, but I must tell you. You're doing that wrong.

But in a way, you're doing it right. Don't stop.

This dude married his labrador dog:

I fear my GF will do the same with Chester (too much br0) <--- Involves a dog pash.

This just in: The internet has spoken and it needs more puppies

You heard them. Obtain puppies, post results.

Stevie Johnson vs God

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DO NEED this Delorean USB:


The meme-y faces of the internets:

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This is Kim Jong 'Motherfucker I'm Illllllll' lookin at things:

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

What is this I don't even???

^Go there. What's the big deal?

German Google beatboxing:

DO IT!

LOLTATZ of the Week - Courage Wolf:

Holy shit! Courage Wolf! This is one of those moments when your brain 'splodes and you struggle to comprehend what you're actually seeing. Meme clashes FTW!

I have to say, that is some SHITTY text. I guess it's supposed to be? And when would you EVER want IMPACT font on your body? Forever never? Tattoo via EpicPonyz [via.]





Notable mention: The cat in the jimmy hat

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 Meme gifs rule my life.

Srsly. LOL.

You should now go waste some time in the EPIC .GIF LOLZ THR3AD!!!! I command of you. If you're not a member of TheVine, you may not join in on the lulz, if you haven't signed up, WHY WOULDN'T YOU!?

That is all.

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Peace out,
Internet loves you.

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