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Best of the interwebs - 29

Best of the interwebs - 29



WELCOME TO MY INTERNET!

This is where I write stuff about how the internet is awesome etcetera, but this week, there will be NONE OF THAT!

Why? Because the walls between REAL-LIFE and INTERNET have just been broken the fuck down to the ground:

YO DAWG! YOU SEE THIS!? ARE YOU SEEING WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

So apparently people of the internets think that singing/miming to popular music is the next best thing in the internet:

Just because it's so, doesn't mean you should. You have Keenan to blame for this (he'll never ever be as good either).

KILL THEM WITH LOLZ!

I only hope I can have the same effect on Tony Abbott one day.

Here are some animal battles/playing together, I'll let you be the judge:

Cat vs alligators:

Cat gives: 0 fucks.

Dog vs emu:

Dog = balls of steel. You, I and everybody we know does not fuck with Emu's. You do not. They scare the SHIT out of me.

Bird vs eel:

"You just missed the most epic shit" <--- ha ha ha ha ha

Baby giraffe vs ostrich:

Well, fuck. I just can't decide.

White rhino vs humans/elephant:


^^Feel free not to watch this. :(

Two hipsters and a bong:

I think this dude is my new favourite person on YouTube...
Previously: Driving on Salvia <--- FKN LOL!

Fat kid - thin ice:

Results in LOL/WHOA. He made it but, trapped under ice? Worst nightmare ever.

Tracy Morgan is a Jedi:

Even if you've seen this, you'll still watch it. Again, and again.

Drunk incoherent lady, is drunk and incoherent:

"You're welcome?"

Rubiks cube in 6.77 seconds. You were saying?

0_o

LET'S ALL PLAY THE LYING DOWN GAME!!!!

I could really get down with this game.



NOW let's play Musical Chairs Countries:

^^CLICK TO ENLARGEFY

You should play BATTLESHOTS!

Ingredients: two pizza boxes, hard liquor of choice, shotglasses.

You look like shit:

Shit: you look like it.

The mayor of REAL-TALKSVILLE has something to say to you:

This dude rules/pwns SO hard. Apparently he is dying of cancer and has one year to live. Hell? Heaven? LOLWUT?

HA HA HA HA HA HA, FAILTAIL!

Oh man... HA HA HA HA HA... (I laffed).

This is not a remote controlled dog:

What a hellhound!

Metallica = assholes:

Kirk FTW.

MEME ALERT: Fuck Yeah Jumping Rob Tumblr


Parking. That's not how you do that:

Does this kinda thing ever just hurt you to watch? Like you want to take it into your own hands and take control/tear them apart publicly? Well now you can. I have gone to the trouble/delight of making you some FAIL park tickets. Print 3 x of these: (PDF) cut up, keep in dash. Incite some FAIL.

ARHRGHHGHRGHHH *Arnie*:

.... ARHRGHHGHRGHHH (totally worth it right?).

Heckler: Shut down.

Out of business. Scram. GTFO. Gone. (NB: I'm bringing back 'Scram', such an awesome unused word.)

Tons of fucking sequins! (reeeeeeeeemix)

Inevitable, amirite?

The newest addition to the dramatic animal family: the eagle.

NOT HAWKWARD!

Never been to Russia? Neither have I, but know you can know what it's like. In 15 seconds:

Cool! Let's go.

Hey! You can't ride a bicycle like that. Get off that bicycle. You're just being ridiculous:

Ummmmm... Ridiculous.

Michael Cera + Clark Duke x Too $hort = Internet Profit:

*Mind splodes*

I tried to sell fake frowns on eBay this week. One bid so far.

Context: (Chorus)

Oh I'M RETARDED? No. YOU'RE retarded. That's cheap, you'd be silly not to. Be easy.

I'm sorry for showing you this web game.
Really, I am sorry.

Rockband FAIL:

BREAK STUFF. Dude, that's not cool man. You just broke that flatscreen. Now you're just going to have to buy another one. That was just dumb.

Douche, chill:

Wow, over-reaction of a lifetime.

LOLTATZ of the Week: 13yo with a full sleeve Tattoo

So, anything goes in motherland Russia huh? 13 years old and has barely got fluff on his nether regions and he's already got a full sleeve. Helps to have a tattooist father, or does it???

I mean they are done very well, not arguing the quality, but the moralistic value. That's a goddamn straight-edge tattoo on his inner bicep! I get mad when I see edge kids at 17-18 for not making an informed and seriously well thought out decision only for them to break edge a few years later because it was just a fad/stage in their lives. But this? THIRTEEN years old! What were you doing when you were 13?? Also I hope that says MILF on his left knux! Lulz.

Opinions???

I managed to find this in some dead-ass Facebook fan page to horrible tattoos. A goldmine of sorts. Buzzfeed > Viral content. Profit.

See more at LOLTATZ.com

Wish I knew the technicalities of this .gif:

How? Possible? Real?

You should now go waste some time in the EPIC .GIF LOLZ THR3AD!!!! I command of you. If you're not a member of TheVine, you may not join in on the lulz, if you haven't signed up, WHY WOULDN'T YOU!?

That is all.

Make sure you hit the gallery above for the weekly wrap up of LOLZ that define internet humour. Follow me on Twitter, AND NOW ON TUMBLR! Make me, make you, hate me.

Peace out,
Internet loves you.

x

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  • MrTechno1ogy's avatar
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    MrTechno1ogy
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    Friday 19 Nov 2010 - 11:47 AM
    Cat vs Alligator? Bravo, bravo... **slow clap**
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    MC-Brettles
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    Friday 19 Nov 2010 - 12:53 PM
    Printed the parking fails and used in the general vicinity around my office building (about 3 blocks so far). Have now run out of paper and toner...
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    Tobler1
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    Friday 19 Nov 2010 - 2:10 PM
    HA HA HA HA... that. Is awesome and my intentions exactly.
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    Gumby
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    Friday 19 Nov 2010 - 2:51 PM
    Watching "Club Cant Handle Me" is like looking into a mirror...especially at 2:24
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    OoO
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    Friday 19 Nov 2010 - 4:28 PM
    you probably dont know what happened to me today, how could you? well some inconsiderate duck from my office opened a spam attachment and our whole internet network has been down ever since. and it just came back on, and its nearly 5 and i have shit to do, and i havnt seen boti. if there is a massacre in the streets of sydney on the news tonight, i will be the massacrerererer.
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    Iansb
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    Saturday 20 Nov 2010 - 6:39 AM
    What was that kid doing on stage anyway..he clearly wasnt contributing.
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    lukeryan
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    Saturday 20 Nov 2010 - 11:05 AM
    best internet game - don't shit your pants. the goal is not to shit your pants: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540127
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    OoO
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    Monday 22 Nov 2010 - 1:50 PM
    wow, hitchens. quite an orator..
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    OoO
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    Tuesday 23 Nov 2010 - 9:46 AM
    HAHAHA nearly bid on fake frowns, but then i remembered paypal have frozen my account because ive changed credit cards and they cant get their collective dumb heads around the fact that i cant tell how much they deposit in to card which doesnt exist
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    Tuesday 23 Nov 2010 - 4:46 PM
    Too late, just sold for 15cents. WHO SAID YOU CAN'T MAKE CRAZY CREAM OFF THE INTERNETS!?
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