Hi, internet here, missed you!

Are you ready to go for a ride on the:



Disclaimer: Don't stare at it for too long, you may end up on the:



Now that you're probably wanting to convulse into a fit, I'll move on.

So, missed me? I missed you. While you're were hard at work, doing work stuff I was creating memes and stroking a white cat and generally bemusing myself, did I mention my cat* made a video? Here it is:


*not my cat

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Now that the majority of Australian festivals has come to a finish, the rest of the world fires up their pinger flingin' fingers and takes one for the internet. Germany is second (first would be this guy) in the FESTIVAL FAIL stakes with a stray yokel American becomes unfamiliar with the usage of a urinal:

She says it best: "Whoa... Whoa... Whoa..." - Buzzfeed

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And the most annoying parents award goes to:

"Geeeeez mom" - What a drag...

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Worst wedding DJ eveeeeeeeeeer:



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Suggestive cat is, suggestive:


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...And then a monkey rode a Segway:

*Mind splodes* (thnx kinna!)

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Ever wonder what happened to the NWA extended posse? No? Well, I did. and I found it extremely interesting to know that some are now truck drivers and some book parties in Las Vegas. Read about it

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This just in from Corky Cork:

Scrapertown from California is a place.


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Seen something better? Well than why don't you show the internet up (he who dares my son) and post your little heart out on the FRIDAY FTW thread.

Peace out,
Internet loves you.

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