Hi, I'm the internet. You may remember me from such computer experiences as the Y2K and 28.8k modems.

Our relationship hasn't been as strong as I'd like us to be lately, we seem to to have lost touch, all you ever do is eat sleep and work, and quite frankly I'm sick of it! We used to have so much fun together, I used to make you LOL your tiny face off, we used to have that secret code of talking through acronyms, you used to show me off to your friends, flaunt our findings to random people on the street, I was your favourite thing in the world. Now? Not so much... I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed.

Well this shit is going to change, starting NOW! We will hook up this time EVERY week regardless of your place of employment, regardless of everything seemingly important in your life. OK? Maybe we can do that thing we used to do later?

Let us begin.

Swords, who knew the market was so big it deserved an infomercial?


Moral of the story: DON’T FUCK WITH THE TWO HANDED GREAT SWORD


Hello, first official screenshot of the new season of Futurama airing in late June, oh and hello to you too eztv, and thank you comedy central insider.


Well known destructor of the Tonight Show, and all time asshat Jay Leno just done made the biggest mistake of his career. In the monologue portion of last night’s episode, he took a sniping hit at the beloved Conan O'Brien aka Coco by showing a dummy Facebook page of a would be car bomber Faisal Shahzad. Clearly overlooking the bombers Facebook group pages, but very visible was 'Team CoCo', bunched in with 'Al'Qaida' and 'Pakistan Frequent Flyers Club'. Disgusting isn't it? Hey Jay, fuck you, let me have the keys to your garage.

Next, my gift to you is two of the most adorbz kids that you shall ever encounter. Seinfeld renditions by 8ish year olds? Yes plz:

Dear every kid in the world except for the two above: Yr doin childhood rong.


Hey Tyra, you're insufferable, I used to think you were aiight, until you acted like you had rabies and fauxem'd from the mouth.

Bitch, get it together you're on national TV (or don't, you ARE in America).

Awkward is an understatement. Isn't she the worst? I now hate her.

Some genius created a site called Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.


Amiright or amiright? OK, maybs just a good idea.


This is ALL kinds of Genius! (mainly 3 types)

Don't gettit? Go: HERE to find out.

Had enough? No? I think you should look at the gallery of pics above, the weekly LOL of internet memes.

Still want MOAR? Follow me on twitter, I guarantee I will at some point offend you. It's a promise.

And now I leave you with the image of token funny Asian guy in most movies these days:


Kthnxbye

Ps. Remember when Vanessa Hudgens got her bits out?