I know, I know. You've already seen this. I'm about 24 hours behind with this web business. But you know what? I was busy hunting down chocolate eggs and praising the lord baby jeebus. You'll just have to cope.

Just in case you're a bit behind the eight-ball like me, and you haven't clocked Susan Boyle yet, allow me to introduce.

She was a contestant on a recent episode of Britain's Got Talent. She's Scottish, she is hard to understand, and she looks like a woman I met at the Bentleigh RSL two weekends ago.

She's also become an overnight sensation on the interwebs.

Enough jibber jabber. Here's the clip:





Bye. I'm off to climb seemingly insurmountable mountains and sing inspirational tunes at the top of my voice.