Remember the thrill of reading a risque Judy Blume book as a teen? Worn copies of
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret and the blush-inducing
Forever were passed around groups of giggling girls all over the world. Oh, what heady adolescent years they were.
Recently on
EW they published a great piece by
Juno script-writer
Diablo Cody titled
In Praise of Judy Bloom. It serves as a trip down literary memory lane for the children of the '80s and '90s.
Thanks to Ms McGuire from
Defamer for bringing it to our attention.
Enjoy.
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In Praise of Judy Blume.
By Diablo Cody
Judy Blume
excels at describing how it feels to be invisible. So how poetic is it
that Blume herself is suddenly everywhere? Now 70 years old, the high
priestess of girl-positive YA fiction is getting mad props from young
fans and grown-up disciples alike. A book of essays titled
Everything I Needed to Know About Being a Girl I Learned From Judy Blume was published last year. And on Sept. 19 in Los Angeles,
''Blumesday''
(a clever play on the Joycean ''Bloomsday'' tradition) was celebrated
with a night of comedy tributes to Blume. Who knew that a benevolent,
instructive mother of three could be this hip? Blume is a generational
icon, and rightfully so.
I grew up devouring the Blume canon at our woefully small public
library. The covers were hazy illustrations that evoked Playtex bra ads
from the '70s; the pages had been worn pulpy-soft by a thousand
juvenile thumbs. But the first book I read of Blume's was not one of
her infamous adolescent sagas. It was a kiddie story called
Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing,
which nonetheless seemed so exotic to me it might as well have been a
Macedonian travelogue. The story might have been about Peter Hatcher
and his incorrigible baby brother, but I was more interested in the
setting than the sibling rivalry. They lived in New York City! They
played in Central Park! Their building had an elevator operator! Aside
from those thrilling details, I related to Peter's youthful nihilism.
At 9 years old, he already identified as the titular "nothing." He was
Alvy Singer in saddle shoes. Every other book written for kids my age
was sunny, upbeat, and about as subtle as a bullhorn-wielding camp
counselor. Blume's stuff had an edge; it was grimly hilarious and
worthy of my attention.
A couple of years later, I began reading Blume's more
controversial works, addictively squeamish stuff like the devastatingly titled
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
If Picasso had his Blue Period, then Judy Blume had her Period Period.
Man, did I learn a lot about menstruation from these books.
Margaret
was the one that got passed around feverishly in school. Not only did
it teach us a (futile) breast enhancement exercise, it introduced us to
''Two Minutes in the Closet,'' a game we played at many parties
thereafter. But underneath all that hormonally charged madness lurked
an affecting story about Margaret choosing between her mother's
Christianity and her father's Judaism. I lived in a town where
''interfaith marriage'' meant a Polish Catholic marrying an Irish
Catholic — Blume had widened my horizons yet again.
Then there's
Blubber, a book that seems more relevant than
ever in the age of online taunting and MySpace suicides. Seriously,
Lars von Trier couldn't have crafted a more harrowing tale of female
suffering. The protagonist, Jill, is an average kid, a picky eater from
Pennsylvania who is neither excessively kind nor cruel. Almost
accidentally, she joins a ring of bullies who ritually torment a chubby
girl named Linda. Instead of making Linda repulsive or saintly, Blume's
victim is as ordinary as the girls who tease her. I didn't know whom to
relate to as I read
Blubber; I wanted to believe that I wasn't
like Jill, but at the same time, Linda was infuriatingly weak. The
book, unlike others written for girls my age, refused to tell me how to
feel. And yet, looking back, it's rich with revealing symbolism. (In
one scene, Linda comes to school dressed as Little Red Riding Hood. Out
come the wolves, indeed.)
In fact, all of Blume's books are full of cinematic details. You have to wonder why no one's made a big-screen adaptation of
Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself — a bracingly vivid story of a Jewish girl in postwar Florida — or
Forever,
an oft-banned tale of love and (virginity) loss. I imagine it's because
these stories belong to young women. Real young women, not singing
Disney cheerleaders, hair-flipping pop stars, or cartoonish socialites.
''Judy's girls'' are imperfect and unsure; they tend to vacillate
maddeningly between outspokenness and passivity. Even physically
beautiful characters (like the protagonist in
Deenie) are
outcasts somehow, stymied by the expectations of others. It's
definitely not the stuff of Hollywood. But Judy Blume's bildungsromans
are as sweeping and intense as anything we see on screen these days.
They'd make great disaster movies, and anyone who's been a teenager
knows that's not an overstatement.