Now, I'm going to do my best not to dump on Nikki Webster. It's been done time and time again, and it's just not original.

But today I received a press release that made me go "WTF, Nikki? WTF?"

And I quote:

"Nobody will leave baby in the corner once she has attended the latest sensation taking place every Friday at the Dance @ Nikki Webster performing arts studio.
 
Juggling handbags, heels and cocktails on the dance floor was challenging until Handbags and Heels dance classes emerged.

Director Nikki Webster introduced the classes to teach women how to feel comfortable and confident when they dance with their handbags, instead of placing them perilously on the ground.

“I would often see women around me struggling to move fluidly and thought it would be a great idea to demonstrate easy to follow dance movements with a handbag” says Webster. 

"The classes are all about trying out moves you were always embarrassed to try in a women-only setting.” 
 
Students are required to be over the age of 18 and bring the heels and handbag they would wear on a night out dancing. Dance @ Nikki Webster provides a glass of
champagne on arrival and plays current music to recreate a nightclub environment."

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Now, if any of you out there has a Friday night free and lives in the Sydney area, you simply MUST attend and report back to TheVine.

Extra points if you're a bloke and you dress up in lady-clothes to attend.

"FAIL"