It would have been wonderful to be a fly on the wall when Vanity Fair discussed their proposed photo shoot with Sir Richard Branson.

"What we need you to do, Sir Richard, is to kite surf in an exotic location while a nude model clings to you".

"WHERE DO I SIGN DON'T TELL MY WIFE."

Anyway, here is a sneak peek at the results.

Just in case you were ever in doubt that the life of a billionaire was ten shades of awesome, here's the proof:



Would love to see him explaining this one to his misses. "Seriously, honey. I just went kite-surfing and she was just there on my shoulder, like a piece of seaweed."



Best looking life vest EVER.

** Images of Sir Richard Branson and Denni Parkinson from Vanity Fair.
The shoot took place in the Necker Island, British Virgin Islands, owned by Branson.

This is his house, on his island:




"Things are great!"



Bet they are.