The motto of Youtube is “Broadcast Yourself”. A wonderful sentiment sure, but it presupposes that everybody does, in fact, have something worth broadcasting. These ten people beg to differ. Original video titles included.
Dubstep Dance Compilation - I quite like dubstep. Jason quite likes dubstep. I quite like dancing to dubstep. Jason quite likes dancing to dubstep. And there the similarities end because, unlike Jason, I haven’t filmed myself in various living rooms doing exactly the same dubstep dance for four and a half minutes.
YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS CITY - This song and its associated video clip go for nigh on 7 minutes. It’s like a bogan rendition of Windowlicker, but with one of the finest pieces of electronica ever produced being replaced with some of the worst white boy rap imaginable. A carton of Coopers Pale Ale for anyone who can get through the entire thing in one sitting.
MAIOR PEITO E MAIOR TRAPEZIO DE CURITIBA: I think that’s Spanish for “I’m a man with breast implants”. With that said, I think he also has trapezius implants. Form an orderly queue ladies.
Peanut butter man – I... just... why would you film this?
It's Christmas: I think 21sts are going to lose some of their novelty value when the most embarrassing moments in a person's life have already been viewed by hundreds of thousands of other people. This kid goes by the handle 'gottabeandrew'. I assure you, it doesn't.
SMOKING:KARL ERIK COMPACT PIPE, CURVED; WITH BLUE JEANS LEVI'S 501, AND " RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO HELL ": Meet Conrad. He may well be the most prolific man on Youtube. At last count he had uploaded somewhere in the vicinity of 9771 videos. Every single one of them - and I do mean every single one of them - are of him smoking a pipe. In various outfits and with different soundtracks. This is one of those videos... You probably don’t have to spend too long exploring the back-catalogue.
Shane singing 5 octaves on piano - Shane cannot sign five octaves on the piano. Other things Shane cannot do: beatbox; sing Psycho Killer; play guitar.
Pizza Rolls challenge... kinda - This video begins with the phrase "My name Jesse Herd and I'm getting ready to eat 40 pizza rolls in hopefully under two minutes", but what it should say is "My name Jesse Herd and I'm going to try to eat 40 pizza rolls in under two minutes, but it's actually going to take me slightly over four, and I'm going to spend that entire time making the sorts of sounds that the dread lord Cthulu might emit as he snacked upon the souls of the innocent". Just try and watch this entire thing with the sound turned way up. I dare you. It's like an aural journey into the Heart of Darkness.