What is most striking about Woody Allen is not the neurotic,
quivering, quavering Jewish New Yorker that is his immediately
recognisable clown, memorable though that is. It is his diligence.
Diligence was always with him, he says; even when he was very
young. When he decided to be a magician — his first
performance career plan — he knew he had to spend hours at a
time in front of the mirror if he wanted to pull the scarves from
his sleeve with aplomb. "If you want to accomplish something," he
says, "you can't spend a lot of time hemming and hawing, putting it
off, making excuses for yourself. You have to actually do it."
Allen's entire film career is a testament to this discipline.
Whatever he says about being sloppy on set and never bothering to
rehearse, or how he will scrap any shot if there's a basketball
game on television he wants to see at home, he is a relentless
worker. Allen is 73. He has 43 films on the scoreboard, three
Oscars, 21 nominations and any number of lifetime achievement
awards in the many countries where his work is revered —
Spain, France, Britain, Italy and, intermittently, the United
States. Even now, he is turning out roughly a film each year. It
can't be for the money.
It can't be for the applause, either, given that the last few
films he has made — several of them unreleased in Australia
— have had a critical panning. Early in his career, when he
imagined himself the toast of Hollywood, that might have been
devastating. But Allen is now as hangdog about success in life as
he is about love on screen; experience has taught him that it
doesn't count for much.
"It's completely disappointing," he says, his plaintive whine as
familiar as popcorn. "Life doesn't change. I still wake up in the
morning and I have a pain over here and I can't eat French fried
potatoes because they're bad for me. Even a big success means
nothing in all the important questions. It doesn't help your love
life or your health."
Even failure doesn't matter. Make a movie nobody likes, he says,
and nothing too terrible happens. Then you make another one, which
may or may not work and, finally, one does. "The highs and lows are
not what you imagine when you start."
So he never reads reviews, never watches his films again and is
on to the next script idea as soon as he finishes shooting the last
one. As it happens, his latest film, Vicky Cristina
Barcelona, was the surprise critical triumph of the Cannes Film
Festival, but he only talked about it because he was compelled to
do so. He had already shot his next film, another New York comedy
with Larry David and Patricia Clarkson, and was writing the next
one. I wonder, now, if he noticed last week's Golden Globe
nomination; Vicky Cristina Barcelona is in the running as
best comedy or musical.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona, however, is scarcely a comedy.
True, it breaks with the awkward skulduggery of his London films
— the cycle that began with Match Point (2005) —
to return to a style akin to what could be called his "middle
period" — think Crimes and Misdemeanours (1989) or
Husbands and Wives (1992). Like those films, Vicky
Cristina Barcelona has a surface froth: a picturesque setting,
jaunty music and an arch voice-over relating the story of our two
travelling Americans, Vicky and Cristina. What lies beneath the
froth, however, is a bottomless quagmire of pessimism.
Allen has always liked a tragedy. "I like the idea of doing
serious films. You know when you do a comedy there is a monster on
your shoulder saying, 'Come on, you've gone two minutes without a
laugh.' You can't survive it … When I pick out a film to do, I
will pick the one that is interesting but also hopefully black and
tragic and complicated, because that is fun for me."
Vicky Cristina Barcelona is thus serious business.
Sensible Vicky (Rebecca Hall, also nominated for a Golden Globe)
and yearning, dissatisfied Cristina (Scarlett Johansson, Woody
Allen's current muse) are both transfixed, in their separate ways,
by Javier Bardem's Juan Antonio. He is a smooth operator with a
textbook Latin chat-up style who appears at their restaurant table
to invite them to his country retreat "to see the sights, eat and
drink well and make love". This unlikely tryst is thrown into
disarray, however, by the arrival of Juan Antonio's former wife,
the explosive Marie Elena, played by Penelope Cruz as a woman
forever teetering on the edge of something way more explosive than
a nervous breakdown.
Allen holds out little hope for any of these characters. Vicky
is too scared to take life by the horns; Cristina will never know
what she wants or who she wants.
"There's a discomfort in her, there's an anxiety in her that she
attaches to every relationship sooner or later, and thinks that
it's the relationship when, in fact, the shortcoming is in her."
Juan Antonio and Marie Elena are passionately in love, but "the
chemistry between them is never going to work", he says. "He'll
always feel that she's the greatest woman he's ever known when she
was healthy, but she's so rarely healthy. And she'll always be
attracted to him because he's such a charismatic personality, but
she's too volatile to have it work out. It's sad."
As always, there is a guessing game going on over which
character in this film represents Allen himself, especially given
that he no longer plays his own leads. Does Vicky speak for him in
the voice of reason? Or is he sleazy Juan Antonio? Neither, says
Allen, who always maintains that his films do not represent him,
literally or emotionally. "Sometimes when I'm feeling my happiest
and everything's going well in my life, I'll make my darkest, most
depressing kind of thing," he says. The early slapstick comedies,
by contrast, coincided with "not a good time in my life".
There are plot elements of his films, however, that so clearly
mirror aspects of his own life that the parallels seem undeniable.
One of his most successful films, Manhattan (1979), tells
the story of a middle-aged writer's relationship with a 17-year-old
girl — not that this is in itself portrayed as dubious —
played by Mariel Hemingway. At the time, Allen was rumoured to be
involved with a high-school student, Stacey Nelkin, who had a bit
part in Annie Hall.
Allen's fascination with much younger women remains quite
brazen, both on screen and in real life; famously, he is now
married to his former partner Mia Farrow's adopted daughter,
Soon-Yi Previn, who is more than 30 years his junior. While not an
illegal relationship — he never adopted Soon-Yi himself —
the match seemed creepily inappropriate, especially when Farrow
subsequently accused Allen of abusing the seven-year-old girl they
had adopted together. There is an unpleasant frisson, therefore,
when he talks about how pleasant it was to come to the set of
Vicky Cristina Barcelona each morning to gaze upon Scarlett
Johansson, even though that would be true for anybody. He may see
his life and his art as separate, but we can't.
There is, however, no disputing the fact that Allen continually
revisits lines of inquiry in his films that preoccupy him in real
life. Whoever his recent run of confidence tricksters, murderers
and ruthless corporates — in Match Point and his
subsequent film, Cassandra's Dream (2007) — may or may
not represent, for example, he will happily admit to fantasies that
feed the murders they commit.
"I could give you a long list of people I think the world would
be better without, but I don't have that size of character," he
says equably. "I'm a sneering little writer in a room who imagines
these things. I don't have the tragic dimensions of someone who
would actually go out and perform the act, but I do dream of
it."
The doomed romantics in Vicky Cristina Barcelona,
meanwhile, embody a theme he has been periodically revisiting since
his first "serious" film, the gloomy Interiors (1978). Allen
is intrigued by the tragedy of the would-be artist who finds he or
she has no talent, represented in this film by Cristina. She has
just made a short film she recognises is without merit and now has
no idea what to do with her life.
"It is a subject that has been on my mind for many years," Allen
agrees. "It always seems so sad to me that there are many people
out there full of feelings for things, ideas, about life, about the
universe and poetry, and they want so badly to express them and
they can't because they have no musical talent, no graphical talent
and no literary talent. It's a terrible position to be in."
In a sense, he sees this sense of missing the mark as a malaise
endemic to Americans. The fact that he has been able to make his
last four films in Europe — three in London and this one in
Barcelona — goes some way to fulfilling a lifelong but
actually impossible dream of being a European filmmaker, a little
Yankee version of a Bergman or a Fellini. To work with foreign
actors, to shoot in another language and another country, brings
him closer to that idea.
"But the truth of the matter is that there has always been a
mystique about Europe for Americans. They always feel it's
romantic, it's mysterious, it's free sexually, it's bohemian, it's
in advance of the United States. They feel you go to Europe and
it's a deeper, more cultural, more artistic life and I think that,
for many of them, that's true."
Allen's pessimism about his own existence goes far deeper,
however, than a mere cultural cringe. Behind the constant scrabble
of work, he sees life as a meaningless void that no amount of art,
music, books or romance can fill.
"Everything I've done will come to nothing," he says, "in the
same sense that we are born but nobody knows what we're doing here.
Everybody lives a life full of anxiety and terror, full of sorrow
and problems, even the luckiest ones. And I consider myself one of
the luckiest ones. And finally what happens is that you age, you
get sick and die. So all your striving and accomplishment: what
does it mean? Nothing saves you from your fate, which is
annihilation with no point."
But while you cannot escape nothingness, at least you can
distract yourself from looking at it.
Woody Allen makes films, he says, because he can. "It's an
interesting job and I'm not suited to a lot of jobs. But the other
reason is that it's a great distraction: it takes up most of your
time for a year.
"And you work in a pretend world. I leave my house and then I
could be working with gangsters or cowboys or chorus girls, or it
can be charming people who live in very rich places.
"I like to get away from reality, just like the viewer likes to
get away from reality for an hour and a half while he watches a
film."
Maybe only three of his films are any good, he suggests —
or five, or 10, whatever — but those are the ones people
remember. "And over the years, a kind of mystique has built up that
isn't really based on anything. If you throw a million things at
the wall, some of them will stick. That's how you keep your life in
films going and keep getting finance."
Ingmar Bergman, his great hero, reached a point where he
announced he was making his last film — Fanny and
Alexander — then retired to his island off the coast of
Sweden. Allen, who spoke to Bergman often on the phone but always
declined to visit him, cannot imagine that. His diligence will die
with him.
"I could envisage a scenario where I woke up in the morning and
couldn't raise finance for a film," he says soberly. "They say, you
know, your films are too terrible or you are a has-been, nobody
wants to see your films and everybody hates you. But when and if
that is the case, I'd still work. I'd write a book.
"I can't picture myself getting up in the morning and just
enjoying myself. What would I do? Walk around, go to the museum,
have lunch? I'd go crazy if I did that."
Vicky Cristina Barcelona is out on December
26.
-Stephanie Bunbury