On the off chance you somehow missed the blogging binge on
Defamer (the focus of which was photos of Big Brother housemates post-Carson Kressley makeover), then allow me to make things a little easier for you.
If you trawl through the Defamer site (and lord knows, you're welcome to!), you may find it starts to look like a
Queer Eye version of
Being John Malkovich - Carson Kressley! Everywhere! As far as the eye can see! SEND HELP!
Here is where you can find Carson's handywork on that daft blonde muppet Corey.
And here is where you can see what Carson did with the other blonde muppet of the house, Brigitte The Shoe Slapping Saxon Hater.
For a geezer at Terri's makeover, click here.
To see the clean cut masterpiece that is Ben, bang yer mouse on this.
To cop a look at a group shot, go here. Immediately.
Praise be, that's it. No more Big Brother today, unless they suddenly go all Lord Of The Flies on each other and start chanting "kill the piggy" and hold kitchen implements against the throat of the least popular housemate, I promise.
- By Jess McGuire for Defamer.