Bogan ladies of Australia - Channel 9 wants YOU

Posted in ENTERTAINMENT by defamer on Jul 24, 02:29PM

Jesus wept. Channel Nine are making a local version of Ladette To Lady, and they're looking for potential makeover candidates. Do you fit the criteria, vagina owning readers of TheVine?

Are you a woman with a loud mouth? A foul-mouth?
Can you drink any bloke under the table?
Are you more interested in footy than fashion?
Are you a domestic disaster?
Consider yourself a party animal?

YES! YES! THAT'S ME! WHY? DO YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE A 'CATCH'?

If this sounds like you, then you might be a "ladette" - a foul-mouthed, loud and uncultured young woman who needs a crash course in etiquette and manners.

Oh my god. That's so depressing.

If you're a filthy beer-swilling lass with the mouth of a trucker, I guess I'll be seeing you at Eggleston Hall Finishing School later in the year.

Apply here, fellow revolting women.

- By Jess McGuire for Defamer.

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KO ON 24 Jul 2008 04:56:54PM Thank God there's something for all the can-flashing trashbags to audition for now that Big Brother's been cancelled.

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missdemeanour ON 24 Jul 2008 10:32:21PM Yeah, sounds like me, but I don't want to become a 'lady' whatever that is!? If it means I gotta go on a date with some faggy skinny English Lord.. I say no way mate! Those 'men' could not handle a real red blooded woman.

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Pomegranate ON 25 Jul 2008 09:33:42AM Haha, an Australian version of this show would be great! There are so many trashy girls in Sydney. They should just go to Cargo bar on a Friday with a net and catch next seasons contestants! :-P