The internets breed idiots, that's no secret. But when unintelligible poor saps resort to seeking advice, shit just gets funny.


Easily the best-dumbest-genuine-idiot - See the response


Enlarge Image - Hopeful.


Enlarge Image - "Hey, Middle America! The world hates you."


Enlarge Image -(Chop off your ugly head?) LOL x 4858653


Enlarge Image - I bookmarked the shit out of that one.


Enlarge Image - So... Apparently by his awesomeness he wont be mistook for some average douchebag God?


Enlarge Image - Yes, you are.


Enlarge Image - Bigger the better?


Enlarge Image - Ummm... Leave her?


Enlarge Image - You have... Servants? Go to hell. Cope.


Enlarge Image - Depending on what time of the day it is? hahahahahah... Marriage FAIL


Enlarge Image - Tell her to lay of the bongs, munchies is a killer.