The internets breed idiots, that's no secret. But when unintelligible poor saps resort to seeking advice, shit just gets funny.

Easily the best-dumbest-genuine-idiot -
See the response
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"Hey, Middle America! The world hates you."
Enlarge Image -(Chop off your ugly head?)
LOL x 4858653
Enlarge Image - I bookmarked the shit out of that one.
Enlarge Image - So... Apparently by his awesomeness he wont be mistook for some average douchebag God?
Enlarge Image - Yes, you are.
Enlarge Image - Bigger the better?
Enlarge Image - Ummm... Leave her?
Enlarge Image - You have... Servants? Go to hell. Cope.
Enlarge Image - Depending on what time of the day it is? hahahahahah... Marriage
FAIL
Enlarge Image - Tell her to lay of the bongs, munchies is a killer.