This site is really blinking confusing. 

First, I posted two comments in reply to an idiotic homophobe.  The only two comments I've EVER posted on this site.  I came back to check for replies, and found that I'm #2 in the "Top Entertainment Commenter".

How is that even decided?  Is it just most posts in the last 10 minutes, or what?  Erm.

Next, I post a vaguely spur-of-the-moment comment on an article about a weird ad Nicole Kidman is in... and I get an email the next day saying I am today's "Featured Citizen"??  SURELY this thing is random?  yes?

Someone explain this shit to me.

Oh, also, my profile won't let me change my gender to female or change my birthdate from sometime in 1914.  CONSPIRACY?!!

This site has successfully weirded me out.  I hope it continues to.