Remember when you used to buy porn mags? Didn't you?
I did, well I didn't. But my brother and his friends used to. You see I used to be somewhat of a crafty little smut peddler, can you tell?
*reminisces* Ahhh, those were the days! Super 'shopped' glossy photoshoots of (
barely hot - upon reflection) skimpily clad females with dead inside eyes, it was as if you could see through their souls. You could almost smell the regret.
But then, you never did want to get to know them on a one on one personal face to face basis now did you? And if there is
one thing I've learnt, it's that porn stars are fucking BORE to the ING.
Oh well, Pr0n is
Pr0n right?*
NO, it's not. Despite what your god/superstitions belief, Pr0n should be treated with some respect I'll have you know. Fuck that guy, what's his name?
...That fuck-knuckle??
...Oh god.. it's killing me.
...Oh yeah!
Stephen Conroy aka Jerkface
Well, let's not get into that debate right now, (but if you do want to,
Luke Ryan will explain it and vent way harder than I could ever divulge) this is a celebration of real beauty, not that glorified skin pimp junk as previously mentioned. Real girls, minimal retouching and actually pretty steamy. First up we have have girls playing a sport, that's nice isn't it?
Employee alert: You might get fired/called a massive creep if you watch
this at work.
Employer alert: Your employees are probably watching this as you read this.
Unemployed: As you were.
JACQUES: The Sports Issue Trailer,
'Squash' from Jacques
Magazine on Vimeo.
JACQUES: The Sports Issue, Trailer 2. from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you
Jacques Magazine,
America’s only new luxury erotic magazine; a modern reimagining of the
classic men’s magazines of yesteryear. We celebrate a return to the
origins of the pulp title; offering edgy opinion, arousing interviews
and fiery fiction blended with unparalleled pictorials illustrating the
real beauty of real women.
Hear, hear!
*yeah all the creeps spell it this way these days, and have done for some
time, ever since the start of the internet I believe?
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