Fresh Daily - "Two in the shirt"

Complex Magazine has just compiled a list of some of their favourite flat-chested females and I'm pretty glad they did, my creeping levels have been at an all time low as of late, it seems like just the thing to get me back on my dark creeping horse.

Flat-chested ladies have always been a favourite of mine, that whole more than a handful is a waste thing is true, but it's also true that if you're actually that concerned about the size of your mate's boobs, you probably aren't getting very much of them. It's one thing to discuss a females chest size to your boys, but say it to their face and you ain't getting even a peek at their bra for at least a week. Lived it, learnt it.

Boobs are a touchy subject, (sorry). It's best to treat them like the sun, a quick glimpse to see if it's temperate, bask in it's glory for a second and leave it alone. But if you're semi-retarded like me, maybe you want to lather up in sunscreen and throw ice cubes at it. Each to their own?

Without further a due, I give you sexy small boob:


Keira Knightly


Grace Park


Annalynne McCord


Olivia Munn


Frieda Pinto


Kristen Bell


Natalie Portman


Alicia Keys


Sasha Grey


Cassie

Bigger is in fact not always better.

See more at Complex.