Remember how Myspace used to have a top 8 friends? Now it's all about top 36 friends, because 28 people less of your 746 friends got a little cut up that you weren't in your top 'friends' list. Well if Sports Illustrated was a person and I had a Myspace page, and more to the point, if I was Sport Illustrated the person, Id be choosing 8 hot swimsuit models to make it known that I ONLY have hot girls as friends (a likely situation).

So, Sports Illustrated has its annual swimsuit model competition and as per usual, i'm there to look at it. Out of 33 girls, the 8 I've worked so hard to purvey them to you, are as seen below.

You know how, when you look at a magazine and you scan over all the hot people, you say, "Id tap it", "future ex-wife" or "Id totally make sensual eye contact with that", when in reality none of these things are even remotely possible because of the sheer hotness and inapproachability factor of a ridiculously good looking person. Weak knees, loss of speech, clumsy jolting movements like kissing a nose or an eyeball are all very apparent when meeting and greeting dumb hot people.

I'll stop now. Here's what you wanted, i'm just going to sit in the corner and release endorphins.

Tori Praver       




Lucia Dvorska




Kim Cloutier




Irina Shayk




Hilary Rhoda




Esti Ginzburg




Cintia Dicker




Bar Refaeli



A favourite of ours - See more of her on The Vine

Feel free to creep for yourself Sport Illustrated 09 Swimwear Models