Isn't it weird that sometimes things are beautiful because they're a little bit NQR/shit/ugly? Like Charlotte Gainsbourg, for example.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/charlotte-gainsbourg/pictures/charlotte-gainsbourg-picture-1.jpg


Same type of thing happens with fashion (hello bubble skirts, jean leggings and crazy shoulders). At the moment I'm obsessed with a whole bunch of things that are sort of ugly and dated. "Give me an example Annie Fox!", well ok if you insist.

Tie-dye flares
I know these are bad - I know this because Erin Wasson is painfully hot and even she looks like a dick in them.

Clogs
I've always loved the 70s-boho interpretation of clogs. Thank you KL for inspiring a tonne of chainstores to rip off your amazing SS10 clogs at half the price!

Calf legnth tube dresses and skirts
This is a really shit 90s trend that I missed the fist time around thanks to puberty and a crippling dose of tomboyishness. I'm almost certain this is the worst of all my ugly hot obsessions - except maybe for old and paunchy Alec Baldwin. Hubba hubba.

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/a_baldwim_042609_005.jpg

Long dresses and combat boots
More shit 90s fashion (except this dandy duo got lots of wear during my teen years) - only Winona Ryder could ever look good in this.

Fluro bike shorts
WANT SO BAD. I can see myself wearing these babies with retro muscle tees and giant platform heels - like Pretty Woman meets Let's Get Physical, but entirely more crap.

So if you see me in the street wearing one/some/all of these heinous items, I ask you to please be kind and resist pointing me out to the person next you and having a laugh.

We've all had our ugly hot obsessions. Brad Pitt did schtoop Gwenyth Paltrow afterall.

(P.S. you can see pics of my shit fashion wishlist in the gallery above).