it is a surprising fact to realise that the worst people in the world are not actually nazis, Apple Mac users, Nickelback fans or even Apple CEO Steve Jobs (just). "WHO IS THEN MR TECHNO1OGY??" I hear you ask.
Jocks are. They are stupid, their bags smell like socks and they get all the girls. They don't even know the difference between SRAM and DRAM memory chips!! I know, even my Mum knows that, and she's still running on a 486 Processor!!
So to prove how silly they are, i hacked into sports.com (fyi - login: iheartsports, password: showmethemoney69 – could they be anymore obvious??) and changed their homepage to see just how silly they are...
I then studied the stock markets and found an amazing trend emerge which i believe is a direct correlation between my tampering of sports.com and the incredible stupidness of jocks.
HA HA HA!! I MEAN, FLOPPIES?? HELLO?? My mum can hold more than a floppy, and she's paralyzed from the waist down!! dear jocks, U R STOOPID.
Stay tuned for more Mr Techno1ogy...