Juggalo's? WTF? Yep, that's the reaction I'd expect from you, had you have know what they are, I'd be frowning the shit out of you. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, they are another genre that's been blended into a puree of human waste that potentially goes into people ears. Yep, inserted.
RIGHT in the ear.
I don't know about you, but I know about me, and I used to listen to some pretty wack shit, but had I taken a wrong fork in the road it may well have been
MY painted face, awkward bodied impregnator of chode female teens. Luckily, I stuck to my Slayer, Pantera and Metallica.
*Phew* Although, had
it have caught on, the face paint, the self inflicted scars, the
tattoo's that would have had your parents (probably not mine) hooked up on respirators. A blatant disregard for one's self-respect is more than necessary. Basically you need to be a empty shell of a teenager, malleable like putty in the hands of
THESE GUYS:
Insane Clown Posse - Still as shit as they ever were back in 1992.
Yet, with the amount of
SHIT things on this planet, it will always have it's fan base.
...And with role models like this guy, you can see why they would, RIGHT?
No.
It's a like sad inner suburban hood fairytale. It doesn't end well.
Whoa whoa whoa... Baby juggalo coffin? It got weird, didn't it?
Sound like you? WELL lucky for you on 6th of August, 2009, there will be the annual
Juggalo Gathering, held at the epicentre for misplaced youth's and trailerpark scumbags, Illinois Chicago. BYO face-paint and hatchet's.
2009 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial - Skip to the 4-5 minute mark.
I don't think his parents are going to let him go. *sad face*