Who hates a fixed gear? Me. I do, i'm just reminding you, in case you forgot.

The hype seems to have died down a little bit, its not fresh in everybody's mind anymore, either that or, they've realised they might not have a job this year and cant afford to keep buying puncture kits, tyres and tubes due to incessant skidding, the odd pigeon feather with an attitude problem and of course those pesky shards of dust on the road.

But what really gets me is fixie polo.


I don't get it. I don't want to get it, I mean of course I get it... but I hate it like I hate that expensive hobbies are clearly the better choice of hobbies. i'm quite happy living in my bubble of brakes, back peddling and keeping the skin on my face kinda happiness that one gets.


(note: Kenny - pictured. doesn't and will not ever play fixie polo to my knowledge and if he ever does, I will end his life and send him back to his maker.)

It's just DUMB! see:




Quote - "This is what ya miss if you don't come to polo!"

Devastating. Can't believe i'm missing out.

I bet you're saying, "tone down the gay hate, I ride fixie too", to which I respond with this image of two not so questionably homosexual females on likely fixed gear bicycles.


Shortly after, I swiftly and bluntly say, "No".