Wow. Worst guy ever. How much of an over inflated ego do you have to have before you think that people, (women I hope) are going to part with seven figures of their hard or even easy earned dollar dollar bills? That's right, he sells his baby gravy on his website with a completely and totally over embellished description of what his potential fruit of his loins could mean to your future dream child.
Spoken in third person, he really is selling you a dream:
"If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt."
Wow.
This is old news to the internet world, and probably not to the women that have secured their place in humanity as being the biggest douchebags in the history of motherhood since rodents that practise infanticide.
I remember seeing this a few years ago, and saying Vincent, who? And promptly but not quickly IMDB'ing the shit out of his name, and seeing that he was in a movie with Chloe Sevigny, I hired this horrendously fucked movie entitled Brown Bunny, partly because I heard there was an 8 minute long blowjob scene. After spending about 35 minutes watching this train-wreck of acting skills, that being the camera firmly fixed on himself for about 88% of the time, I found the fast forward button print firmly indented to the inside of my thumb. Until the BJ scene, and it was then I decided that he is now the worst guy I've ever come across. It comes as no surprise the shite was written and produced by the man, the myth and the dick head himself. Worst. Movie. Ever.
His new movie,
Tetro is Frank Coppola directed, and has a contract clause that his name must be seen at any given time a minimum of a million times*.
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Ps. Did you know he was also in "Graffiti Rock" and his alias was
"Vince the Prince"?
*Almost true.