Don't want: Humans of the male variety to run up on me and hump my legs. Quite possibly the best hoodie's I've ever seen made, one of those ones that get filed under "wish I thought of that". Blow-up dolls being used in the most useful way possible, I personally think the use of 'dolls' are completely and totally unnecessary, but try telling that to these guys.

I want all of these, under the condition - the original lovers are not pre-loved. I also want a certificate of authentication of this request in writing. Kthanx.


Stylish and classy.


Screams: "Moneyshot!"


Mad crevasses, I mean pockets.


Looks like a mangled shark.


The hood reminds of something I cant quite put my finger on.


Finger pockets.


It's just a little niiiipple...


Waterproof is just another added bonus.


Creep chic


Armpit sex: Gods contraception.


Reppin'.

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