Hey, hey it's the Lohans!

Lindsay, babe, we’ve all been there.

Not so much with the whole jail thing, only a few of us can profess to be living the thug lyf.

What I’m talking about is arguably worse than a 90 day stint in lock up (if you make it), and that is the lifelong agony of having an embarrassing family.

Ah Michael Lohan, years of estrangement, nor countless pleas from your flame haired scrag of a daughter, can seem to slow the trajectory of your train wreck approach to parenting.

MiLo has falsely claimed that his daughter was HIV infected, posted a tweet claiming that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson’s relationship was just an “act” and publicly appealed for Kim Kardashian to strike up a friendship with Lindz because he thought she was a “good influence” (read- hot). MiLo is also currently filming a reality TV show, because when you are as good a dad as MiLo, man you need to advertise.

Luckily, Lindsay’s recent  woes gave Papa Lohan a much needed excuse to embark on talk show tour of America, eager to tell each and every viewer that sure it’s bad LiLo went to jail....but at the same time, he’s pretty stoked.

Unfortunately the rest of the Lohan clan are also less than functional, from mum Dina “We could be sisters right??” Lohan to ‘Mini Lindz’ Ali, all family members seem pretty intent on keeping the starlet as fucked up as possible. Oh, and they have a reality show coming out too. Don’t believe me? Why not visit the family home at LohanHouse.com!

To call the Lohans dysfunctional is an understatement, ‘dysfunctional’ insinuates that while they are all a bit zany, they somehow make it work, like The Osbournes or the Bluths. To listen to MiLo and DiLo discussing their daughter with the media (one of their favourite past times) one begins to realise that the judge is actually giving Lindsay a well deserved break. No wonder the Ronsons are avoiding her at all costs, this kind of crazy is contagious.

There is only one other family I can think of that even vaguely challenges the Lohans in the creepiness stakes....

LOOK AT THE WAY MAMA PARTRIDGE IS LOOKING AT HER SON KEITH!!!

And yes I’m aware that they’re not actually related.