Remember when everybody was obsessed with "The Osbournes" (I still am a bit) and it seemed like whatever channel you turned on, you would inevitably see Sharon swearing at a talk show host, or Ozzy eating a bat, or an Australian nanny dishing the dirt on what 'really' went on behind those big black doors?

Better yet, do you remember Kelly's short lived singing career?



Kelly Osbourne dancing (read: swinging her arms wildly) just about makes my life. How different is it to Madonna's version  I hear you ask? Duh, Kelly screams at the end. Because she is a rock chick.