Sinead Stubbins reads the current Australian bestselling book, so you can determine whether or not it's worthy of your time too.
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You think you’ve got what it takes to be a Kardashian? Well you don’t, guy.
These three sassy, reality starlets/ retailers/ perfumers’/ Lakers fans have just as much entrepreneurial skill as Trump and more tiger blood than Sheen*. Plus they are rich and H-A-W-T. Have you seen the cover of their book? It’s covered in fake lipstick kisses. That’s pretty sexy, right?
With the release of Kardashian Konfidential, Kourtney, Khloe and Kim are letting fans in on the secret to their MIND BOGGLING BLOWING SUCCESS. Maybe the spelling of their names is never fully explored, or Kim’s leaked sex tape, but the book is still full of personal photos, notes and other trinkets that the Kardashian’s (though they loathe the limelight) have graciously offered to share.
After four seasons of Keeping up with Kardashians and spawning two spin offs, Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami and Kourtney and Kim Take New York, the whole world is asking ‘HOW DO THEY DO IT?’ So why not get your hands on the pearls of wisdom that the Kardashian girls are bestowing to the masses for the low, low price of $49.99?
The Kardashians on:
Being rich
Kim - “We all learned early on if you want money, you have to earn it. Yes, each of us got a car in high school... but if anything happened to them, then too bad.”
Khloe - “Nicole Ritchie gave me the nickname Khlo-Money because I was the one in our crowd who always had money.”
O.J Simpson
Kim - “O.J was our dad’s best friend in high school, and one of mom’s best friends was his wife Nicole. All through (the trial) O.J stayed at our Dad’s house, in the room that was Khloe’s bedroom. Our mom was 100 per cent convinced that O.J had killed Nicole. We kind of believed O.J at the time.”
Being stylin’
Kourtney - “I’ve always been super into clothes. You should always take a step back and look and yourself and think, how can I update things? Like, there’s this really shiny, sticky lip gloss Mom wears, and she wears it all the time. I say, you know, you can wear matte lips too.”
Khloe - “I’m paranoid about having bad breath or body odour, but I don’t have either.”
Believing in yourself, and remembering to wax
Kim - “At the age of eleven we were getting waxed, just the middle of our eyebrows. Then at thirteen were getting bikini waxes at the salon. It’s not like we were getting our hair done.”
Kourtney - “Mom would do our eyebrows really far apart. My eyes looked weird.”
Fun family times
Kourtney - “Once at my Dad’s house I said ‘Everybody in this house is so fat except for me!’ I was talking about Kim, of course.”
Boiz
Kourtney - “There was never any evidence that Scott cheated.”
Khloe - “Some people were wary about me getting married thirty days after I met Lamar. Kim asked if she could come with us on the honeymoon and I said of course. What the hell are Lamar and I going to do in Fiji by ourselves anyway?”
Respecting your Mum
Khloe - “My mom was going through a midlife crisis and would not leave us alone, so we rented a monkey for a week to occupy her time.”
Boot-ay
Khloe - “It’s so easy to go the route of calling yourself fat and then, hey, why not have another cookie? I may not be the skinniest person, but I’m making the best of this and I’m doing it healthy and I still feel beautiful.”
Kim - “I always had a big butt - but so did Kourtney, just not as big as mine.”
* unconfirmed.