So this month I've committed to writing three posts here. This may sound achievable, but it's actually pretty hard.
Every time I try to write a thing I think: "Oh no. It's the night time and I used up all My Words on a beer ad this afternoon."
So then I watch TV on my laptop.
Then I think: "Use your laptop to find some Ideas to write about." So I use my laptop to look at some news. I don't like news. Partly because it's boring, but mostly because it isn't
the opening credits of Freaks and Geeks.
Then
I think: "You should have written about when you went to the Fashion
Week show. You could have completely applied a Tone and some
Observations to that."
So I look over the notes I made about that experience.
But as it turned out: I didn't make any notes. My only memories were seeing
Stanford from SATC in the front row (wasn't actually him), and the brief flash of a model's nipple.
Then I think: "You should write about your friendship with The Presets. It is relevant because they are The Presets!"
So
I try and think of some Memories of when I hung out with The Presets. I
like to split my Presets memories into three different categories:
1. Times which I have been intimidated by their silence.
2. Times which my emails have not been responded to.
3. Other times.
So
I typed 'Other Times' into Google. I couldn't find the [The Presets
Memories] button, so I used one called [I'm Feeling Lucky] instead. There must have been something wrong with my computer, because it just took me to
this Forum about "Spanish-English Vocabulary."
Then I think: "This is ridiculous! I'm writing to the Webmaster. I need those memories back. So I wrote to them and asked if anyone had seen them.
http://forum.wordreference.com/showpost.php?p=9126163&postcount=6
Once I get these memories back out of The Google, I'll be ready to blog again.