Yo Diddy, where was your bodyguard on this one?
No heads up huh?
SYKE! that's what happens man, fame and fortune blinded your eyes from the modern street cons like pavement poop. If I'm blowing a near grand on a FUGLY pair of kicks like Diddy ie. Dolce & Gabbana: $780
You maybe wanna try avoid bombshell on the footpath? Oh no, these in my eyes are a sucker for punishment, i'd love to destroy these badboys, that is to say i'd even put them on my feet. vomit.
Here's a small list of shoes id personally like to go to town on.
The Nike ACG x Pendleton Quickstrike collection
You'd think after putting them on your feet and feeling somewhat empty that, the rest of your body is lacking wackness? Fear not. They got your whole body covered.
Adidas are regular offenders in the rude section of the sneaker market, Seriously. How many more types of shit do you want to put on a shoe?
Vomit inducing bootlegs that only the worst type of person can wear. Unless you wear designer socks or have the most beautiful shaped foot in the world, these are not for you (or anyone really)
Get your fag-hag on and get in touch with your inner plastic tiger print. Eww.
Without a doubt, Basketball shoes have to be one the most ugliest designed item of footwear ever made. NBA baller Kevin Garnett clearly doesn't care are about style or finesse.
Rep your inner nerd ALWAYS with Playstation Nike Air Force 1's. Yum.
Undefeated have collaborated with Reebok to create something obscenely hideous, surely these bad boys would make babies cry.
At what point do you say to yourself, Fuck it, lets make three types of heinous.
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