If there is one thing I love to hate, it is: un-rightfully rich wash out, D-grade celebrity havin', rehab-because-I-drink-everyday-because-everyone-hates-me-and-wants-me-to-die way of lifin', Ed Hardy slangin, fake tan swimmer-er-inners. I hate them. They are unavoidable to the normal human eye,
EVERYWHERE! Look what I found:
Jeremy Jackson is
THE biggest douchenozzle ever!
Whats a Douchenozzle? Imagine a regular douche with his shirt off
looking douchey with hose and he's using his finger to spray little
droplets of douche... all over the place, mostly saturating his douchét
(his bitch) with douchery.
Dont beleive me? LOOK AT HIS
JEREMY JACKSON MYSPACE!!! it has possibly the most self conceited, fucked up introduction to douchery, it's almost unbeleivable.
The look of desperation on her face says it all, This one can't be stopped form being massively
gay douchey.
Almost effortless, he's radiating with douche.
Guitar screams glamrock 80's superstar, He scream's
"put me out my misery, I can't control it any longer".
'Wow, what cha got there? approximately $720? Yeah man, your ballin'
Right before he falls off. Stationary.
*Speechless*
Shauna Sand is apparently a Douché-Magnet!
The evidence is clear.
She doesn't do a bad job herself.
Yep, she absolutely doesn't need anyone elses help.
The KING of
gays Douchéry.
BLAME this guy! Christian Audi
gaygier he is 78% responsible for Hollywoods douche shit-list.
The man (and woman) that need no introduction. We shouldn't blame them though, they co-operatively share an IQ of 56.
They
ACTUALLY don't know any better. Oh bless.
Bedazzling is for cunts. Why? just WHY?
Tara Reid does what the Tee-shirt says: "Kills us slowly"
Claims to be from Atlanta, yet we can see him at the worlds gayest party
OWNING it.
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